The Consulting Doctor
(OOC: Ehehehe, of course she does!)

(OOC: I’m going to answer my favorites later. That’ll give her a pleasant shock. *grin*)

I need to surprise you every now and then. *smirks*

I think you got that covered most of the time. *amused*
(OOC: Susannah sent me over 20 messages. She really loves me~)

The planets and dwarf planets. In order from closest to the Sun to furthest.

You surprise me, Sherlock. *smiles* I’m impressed.

Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, and Neptune, Pluto, Haumea, Makemake, Eris. *smirks*

….*blinks* What?

*shrugs, not saying anything*

You could always read that pop-up book I gave you. *grins*

No. *frowns* I no longer possess any sulfuric acid... I decided it would be interesting to kill a brown recluse spider with a fair amount.

Why would you kill a spider with- Oh never mind. *shakes head* What do you want me to do then?

Of course I do. *sniffs*

I'm bored, John.

*rolls eyes* Aren’t you working on any experiments right now? You usually are between cases.

*frowns, reading over shoulder*

How does one feel like a plastic bag? I suppose, if their skin were exposed to a basic chemical solution, their skin might feel smooth and plastic-like? But that might be more equated to feeling like a bar of soap.

…You do know that it was a joke right, Sherlock? *amused*

John....



DO YOU EVER FEEL, LIKE A PLASTIC BAG, DRIFTING THROUGH THE WIND, WANTING TO START AGAIN?
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No, but I’m sure Sherlock has.
(NGL I laughed.)

ARI IS MEAN.

Of course she is, but don’t tell her I said that.